October 2009
43 posts
I Love You Like. #7
I love you like the cheese on my macaroni.
I Love You Like. #6
I love you like a photographer loves his camera.
I Love You Like. #5
I love you like a kid loves her mommy.
I Love You Like. #4
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
I Love You Like. #3
I love you like I love to lay and watch the stars at night.
I Love You Like. #2
I love you like I love a day when everything goes right.
I Love You Like. #1
I love you like the flower loves the sun.
“Because no matter how many times you break my heart and make me cry.. You always...”
Pick Up Line #33
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Pick Up Line #32
B: Are you an alien?
..because you just abducted my heart.
Pick Up Line #31
D: Baby, you must be a snowflake?
A: How?
D: cuz I've fallen for you.
Pick Up Line #30
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
Pick Up Line #29
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Pick Up Line #28
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
Pick Up Line #27
B: Girl, you better have a license.
G: Why?
B: Cause you are driving me crazy!
Pick Up Line #26
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I come home with you?
Pick Up Line #25
D: Baby your like a student and I am like a math book.
A: Why?
D: You solve all my problems.
Pick Up Line #24
B: Are you a magnet?
G: Why?
B: Cause im attracted to you. :)
Pick Up Line #23
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true .
Pick Up Line #22
B: I am going to go downstairs later to find some hotties.
G: Okay then,
B: Would you like to go downstairs so we could find you?
Pick Up Line #21
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Pick Up Line #20
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Pick Up Line #19
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Pick Up Line #18
B: Hey, how did you do that?
G: What?
B: Look so good?
Pick Up Line #17
Your dad must have been retarded
... Because you are special.
Pick Up Line #16
B: Miss? You know, you might be asked to leave soon.
G: Huh? Why. I Didn't do anything.
B: Cause You're making the other women look really bad.
Pick Up Line #15
B: Baby, I have spmething to tell you.
G: Whats is it? :S
B: You are the reason men fall in love. :)
Pick Up Line #14
B: Ya know, you look really hot!
G: Really? Thanks.
B: You must be real reason for global warming.
Pick Up Line #13
B: Were your parents Greek Gods?
G: Why?
B: 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
Pick Up Line #12
B: Were you in Boy Scouts?
..Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Pick Up Line #11
B: I think I can die happy now.
G: What! Why?
B: cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Pick Up Line #10
B: I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.
.. So, would you smile for me?
Pick Up Line #9
D: Hey baby, you must be a light switch.
A: Why?
D: cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Pick Up Line #8
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Pick Up Line #7
D: Baby, you must be a broom.
A: What?
D: Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Pick Up Line #6
B: Hi. I'm an astronaut.
G: Really?
B: Yea. and my next mission is to explore You.
Pick Up Line #5
B: Is your name Pepsi?
G: Huh? Why?
B: cause' I've gotta have it.
Pick Up Line #4
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Pick Up Line #3
B: Hi, Can i ask you something?
G: sure, What is it?
B: Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Pick Up Line #2
D: Baby, you're so sweet.
A: Why'd say so?
D: Cause you put Hershey's outta business. :''>
Pick Up Line #1
A: Baby?
D: Yes Baby?
A: Do you love me?
D: No. I Don't
A: Huuuuhhh? What.
D: I don't Just love you. I NEED you.